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smalltown
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I'm in David Bowie's pants! :shock: :mrgreen:
duck...duck...duck...duck...BOOBS
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Mythos
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There needs to be a Pants Song to the tune of "The Safety Dance." Or, better yet:

"Pants, Magic Pants!"
"You are what you pretend to be ..."
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
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Apathy
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🎶 everybody take off your pants 🎶
after all, we only get the one life to defile
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Domitella
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Apathy wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:48 pm 🎶 everybody take off your pants 🎶
Waaaaay ahead of you
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Matt Cable
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Apathy wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:48 pm 🎶 everybody take off your pants 🎶
Someone has been doing quarantine all wrong...
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Apathy
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It's cold, okay 🥶🥶🥶
after all, we only get the one life to defile
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Ophelia's Vengeance
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Mythos wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:09 pm There needs to be a Pants Song to the tune of "The Safety Dance." Or, better yet:

"Pants, Magic Pants!"
I second the motion for "Pants, Magic Pants!"
the band was altogether, yes he was alright, the song went on forever
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Ophelia's Vengeance wrote: Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:04 pm
Mythos wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:09 pm There needs to be a Pants Song to the tune of "The Safety Dance." Or, better yet:

"Pants, Magic Pants!"
I second the motion for "Pants, Magic Pants!"
Third!
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Mythos
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Re: Pants

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Pants, magic pants it is then! :D
"You are what you pretend to be ..."
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
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Re: Pants

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Skin tight, fits right, sequins in all the wrong places*

*but on the outside, to reserve chafing for consensual moments...
Yep. *that* fduncan. Board-crasher, right-coaster, fat-thumbed grammar nebish
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